So for laughs and giggles me and the girls took a field trip to one of our local porn shops on the "Latin" part of town. I swear everytime my girls go to places like this we meet new and exciting people and are amazed at the level of freaky people seem to be on.
So we are browsing through the dildo section and we come a cross a section where there were seperate little cubicals. I ask one of the store workers what was back there. He said it was private video rooms. I asked why do they have to be private? As soon as I said that a man comes from the video room adjusting his dick and zipping up his pants. Me and the store clerk look at each other and start busting up laughing. I was like clean up on aisle 9! Eeeew gross. I then began interviewing him what he finds in those rooms. He said he finds condoms, fluid, etc. He says because people are off the chain with their shannagins back there, that he makes sure only one person goes in at a time. No sexing in his shop. And he gives people 30minutes to do their shopping and get the hell out. I laughed.
We came across some interesting material dildos with 1/2inch prickly do dads on them that looks painful. But the most shocking is that this store had a full selection of pregnant porn and sex toys for pregnant woman. I was like whoa! I guess the pregnant lady has to get hers too. But to see pregnant ladies getting all dug out on the porn cover just seemed like too much for me. Those men should be ashamed busting nuts on the babies head and stuff. LOL.
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