The Person that says I love you first looses

It really seems that way, especially if the person that says it first it the girl. Guys usually act like it gives them a pass to show their natural ass. Unfortunatley there are guys out there that think...if they say I love you first or even says it at all that they are somehow a punk, a sucka, sprung on some pussy. I don't understand this logic. It is a beautiful/natural thing to be in love with someone. Being in love isn't anything to be ashamed of, or makes you a punk, but unfortunately that is the way a lot of guys, hell even girls feel that way. I know I do. I would love to tell the person that I have feelings for that I love him first, but I just can't. I feel like I loose. Or what if he dosen't feel the same way about me, dang that would be crushing.

BTW This post is for me not yaul. LOL

When the "X" Boyfriend Comes Back!

When you least expect it, after you have moved on from a love that hurt you....the "X-boyfriend" comes creeping back in your life. He tells you all the things you want to hear. He does all the right things and somewhere, somehow, you forgot about all the reasons you left his punk ass. The next thing you know you are face down sucking the dick that used to be yours.

Girlfriends...I promise you please listen to my words....that nigga is your "X" for a reason. As soon as you let him dust the cob webs off that pussy, that nigga will be right back to showing his natural ass! And the next thing you know you are back in an emotional rollercoaster, back into a whirlwhind of bullshit that you swore you would never get back into.

We've all heard the saying... if he was meant for you he will come back to you. I say fuck that shit! Remember all the hurtful things that he has done and stick to your original decision...to leave that nigga alone. See while you were apart he was thinking about you. Of course he was, your the bomb, and you probably treated him like the King he ain't! So he came back to see if he can get it back in the way he used to. Don't fall for the okey doke! You sent that nigga packing for a reason!

The Consequences of Getting Some Good Dick

Yaul saw the Whitney Houston special on Oprah. I have one question for Whitney...was the dick that good!? I have had some good dick and I hope all you ladies out there that have had some good dick will agree...AIN'T NO DICK IN THE WORLD STRONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO DO SOME CRACK. Lol. Whitney said it herself..."Crack is Wack".

In Whitney's defense Bobby Brown was the shit in the 90's I ain't gonna lie. Yaul remember how all the ladies wanted to have his nigga's baby cuz of his dance moves...pumping and thrusting in the air. All you ladies know Bobby was trying to show you what he was working with. We all knew he had some good dick! So many women wanted to have this nigga's baby, and so many women did!

I know women that Good Dick turned them from a "Phenomenal Woman" to a "stalking, calling all hours of the night, fighting baby's mamas, loosing your job from missing days at work trying find this nigga" type of a woman. If you are not a strong person...Good Dick will make you loose your mind! And if you don't know Jesus and have a good social network of girlfriends or gay friends...your ass will be just like Whitney!

You will be the one locked in a room free basing. Living with spray painted eyes on the walls, getting cussed out, publicly humiliated. You'll be the one threatened, slapped, lose your talent. You'll be the one spending all your money on that nigga and his hoes, get skinny as hell or fat as fuck from stress! And if he is a Good Dick Nigga that is a true ass hole you might just get spit on. (WTF? I wish a nigga would spit in my face in front of my kid! Bobby would have been on the floor trying to figure out that the fuck just happened. He's lucky all she did was bob him on the head and make nigga bleed.)

Moral of the story is ladies....learn from Whitney's mistake...Beware of the "Good Dick Nigga"!

Holla

Sexing While on Your Period

This was a topic of discussion with my girls on who does and who doesn't fuck while bleeding. Personally I am oh so horny when I am on my cycle. I am a dick junkie when I am cycling. I just can't get enough of the dick. Depending on who my partner is, if he is down to fuck when my red river is flowing... shit I am down too. Its just wet to them until you turn on the light and the bed looks like a crime scene. LOL.

My girls think their pussy should be quarantined during "Aunt Flow's" visit. Their pussy is on lock down for 5-7 days. Why sex during your period? Because it feels good damit.

How to successfully get yours when you are on your cycle? It does take a little planning. First off...you can't go sexing your dude if your cycle is flowing like Niagra Falls. If you want to fuck on a day when you wearing those 3 inch thick pads, now is not the time! If you fuck on a day like that...your bed will look worse then when Ricky got shot in "Boyz in the Hood."

You have to do it on a day when you aren't having a heavy flow. Put a towel down on the bed or where the action is going to take place. When you are done take a shower or wipe the pussy down with baby wipes. If you wear pads be sure to pull your panties down on the side of the bed and kick them under the bed so he doesn't see all that is going on. If you wear tampons pull it out and discretely wrap it up so it doesn't stain or is visible.

Finally climb on the dick and do your thing. If your a rookie then you probably think I'm nasty cuz you just don't know any better. You veterans...yaul know what I am talking bout.

An Embarassing Intimate Moment

An embarassing intimate moment....How about having toilet paper stuck in the crack of your big ole ass! LOL That shit is funny and we can all laugh about it now, but at the time, that was moment of pure embarassment. Have you ever had a sleep over with your man and you had to go pee in the middle of the night and chose not to even turn on the bathroom light? Mostly because you are so wore out and tired from the sex you just had? Well that has definately happened. When my man woke up and I was laying in bed naked with my back turned to him thinking I was sexy. He rubbed on my backside and told me I have something in the crack of my ass? OMG! Talk about a Kill Yourself moment! (Thankfully we were together for a long time and this horrible exprience wasn't with some dude I was newly intimate with.)

I can't imagine what my boo must have thought. I mean what does that say about me? That I don't know how to wipe my own ass properly? LOL. What is says is never use the restroom at your man's house and he invests in the cheap ass toilet paper and not the two ply Charmin. Now to avoid this situation ever ever happening again, I bring my own vagi wipes and take them with me to the restroom, or leave them at my man's house. And for some strange reason if I don't have any available I always double check in the mirror. Yes I spread my cheeks to make sure it's "all clear." I have to make sure I don't have any left over charmin in the crack of my ass. LOL LOL LOL.

Tasting the Forbidden Fruit

Yaul know what the hell I'm talking about...dating under aged youngings. First of all it ain't dating if you are a grown ass person dating a kid that's under 18. You are a child predator. Personally I don't see what the fascination is for dating a young girl. Yeah these little chicas are growing up faster and faster these days and they got more tits and ass than "Big Mama." But come on! They are immature and can provide no conversation. And lets face it most of their couchies smell like fish and yellow crayons!

I say its wrong. Furthermore if parents know their teens are dating a grown ass person..and dosen't do anything about it, they are an unfit parent and should be sodomized and raped in jail like their kids are being done. I hope they all catch a case! How can any grown ass man, fiddle and fondle some little semi-clean labias housed in hello kitty panties? And for you women doing this...how can you fondle little semi-hairy nads that ain't even dropped yet?

I can't even do it! Wait till those little fast girls and little niggas get 18 before you shoot them the number and get them face down ass up! For real this shit gotta stop!

Kill Yourself Moments

Everybody knows your boo is a hoe, yet you still fuck this unfaithful person without a condom! Kill Yourself.

Don't blame it on the alcohol. You fucked at random because you are a freak sober. Kill Yourself.

You say you only date girls with pretty feet. But your feet look like you have diabetes. Kill Yourself.

Taking a Dump at Your Man's House

Ok ladies we have all kicked it at our man's house and then boomb! Out of nowhere we get the "bubble guts". You know what I am talking about. That rumbling in your stomach with the urgency to either pass or gas or worse you got to do number 2 maybe even a number 3. What do you do? Do you kiss your man goodbye and drive to the nearest restaurant? Or do you just say "Fuck it" and blow his bathroom up!

I think we all have been in this position a time or two. Personally...I'd rather shit in his toilet that shit on myself. My recommendation...Use the Flush as you go Dookey method. This method works.! The essence of your anals don't permiate the entire bathroom! Some other things you can do is...if there is a window open up the window before you let loose. Keep perfume in your purse and spray that when your done instead of toilet spray. If you use bathroom spray..that is a clear indicator that you was shitting in his house! And you don't want that!

The reason this is even an issue is that whether or not we want to admit it guys want to view you as sexy all the time. They want to be left wondering....does she even pass gas? Them knowing you got the dookies is anything but cute. But they can shit all up in your toilet though huh?

Holla

Let Him Kick Rocks!

There are men who walk away from you. When a man walks away from you: LET HIM KICK ROCKS. I don't want to try to talk a man into staying with me, love me, call me, care about me, come to see me, stay attached to me.

When a man walks away from you LET HIM KICK ROCKS. Your future is never tied to any man that left. If your man leaves you it's not that you weren't woman enough, it isn't because you didn't give him your all. It just means that their part in yoru life is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your life is over.

Remember...If a relationship takes too much effot, we don't need it, it ain't for us. Stop begging men to stay. LET HIM KICK ROCKS!

The More You Know

You can have the best pussy in the world and a man will still leave you! Sex dosen't keep a nigga!

It dosen't matter what a man can do for you. It matters what you can do for yourself.

Make sure the qualities you want of your boo are qualities you posses yourself.

Kill Yourself Moments

You want me to suck your dick and you have the same drawls you had on yesterdy? Hell to the naul. Kill Yourself.

You let your man borrow your car, and you find out he went to see another girl in your car. Cut that nigga, then Kill Yourself.

Kill Yourself Moments

Your bragging on how good and loyal your man is with your co-workers. You and your co-workers go to lunch and your man is at the restaruant with some fat white woman. Kill Yourself.

You tell your girlfriends you wish your man would disrespect you. He comes to your job, causes a big scene, and cusses you out to the point security had to call the police. Guess your wish came true. Kill Yourself.

You live at your girlfriend's mama's house and your driving a Lexus? Kill Yourself.

Dating Black Men Vs. Niggas

Are you getting sick and tired of dating black men? Are you thinking to yourself maybe I need to start dating outside my race because I can't get a decent black man to treat me right? Chances are you've been dating niggas.

There is a difference between dating black men and dating niggas. Lets run through some characteristics of a black man vs. a nigga.

Chances are you are dating a nigga if:

1. He has a "hustle", always partying, drinking, hanging out all hours of the night.
2. He has a history of baby's mamas and/or bad relationships. Majority of his adult life he lived with "his prior girlfriends".
3. He is in and out of jail his adult life.
4. Doesn't have legitimate/reachable goals and aspirations. ie: he wants to play ball or be rapper and he is in late 20's early 30's.
5. He always has some major drama in his life. He's mad at the world and gets overly irritated with little things.
6. He feels threatened by your success. Might feel you are constantly going to leave him because he has low self esteem.
7. He goes out of his way to comment on things he knows make you insecure about yourself. He comments on other women's appearance in your presence.
8. He wants to spend your money til his next gig comes up. (Yet he never pays you back.)
9. He deletes all his cellular communication. (There is never any call history on his phone.)
10. He never wants to go anywhere with you unless you pay or you are going to his family or friends house.

Chances are you are dating a black man if:
1. He has a legitimate 9 to 5 job.
2. He drinks, smokes in moderation. His friends are of like nature.
3. He financially supports his children and spends time with them on a regular basis.
3. He may have a few bad relationships but he still speaks of his ex-girlfriends with respect.
4. He has learned from the mistakes of his youth and hasn't been to jail in his adult life.
5. He has realistic professional goals, to advance his career and earning potential. 6. He supports and encourages your success in life.
7. He compliments your beauty and your imperfections.
8. He doesn't like to borrow money from you, he enjoys taking you out on the town.
9. He accompanies you to your social functions.
10. He doesn't hide his cell phone or is concerned with you going through his phone.

The lists for both types of men goes on and on. Bottom line is Niggas ain't shit, never been shit, and never will be shit. Black men are men of quality, doing something with themselves, and treats women with respect. Learn to identify the difference of dating a black man vs. a nigga and you will be much more successful in your relationships. Don't write black men off just stop dating niggas!

The More You Know

You can go to jail for having anal sex. It is illegal in most states.

Your man masturbates even if you give him ass on a very regular basis.

You will loose your girl to the other women you bring in the threesome.

The BFF That Turns Into a Trifling Ass Trick!

Have you ever had a best friend, a girl was with with you through the thick and the thin since you both were in training bras? The girlfriend who comforted you during the high school breakups? The homie that held your hair back when you were throwing up after college parties? The devoted friend who you thought would stand by your side when you married your soul mate? Then somewhere between your college days and as you reach your thirties you see each other less and less? She avoids your calls? You hear she is talking shit behind your back? You realize somewhere down the line she became a trifling ass trick?

As we age, we evolve, our personalities change, our priorities change. Problem is as we change it isn't always for the better. Next thing you know you guys have less and less in common and have grown apart. You start to see your friend in a different light. You realize that your closest friend, just ain't worth our time anymore. She isn't the quality person you once thought she was. At some point she became a trifling ass trick.

That loyal friend you once had now runs her mouth about you for no damn reason telling random people all your private business and darkest secrets. That down ass chick starts acting salty with you when you get something new and great in your life like a good paying job, or a good man. That soul sista that used to uplift you when you were going through struggles in life starts to take pleasure in kicking you when your down.

You see these signs and address them with your friend. You try to find out why she is acting this way. She then acts stupid, tells you, you got the problem. You think you are all that cuz you got all these great things going for you. Why put up with her shit? Why continue to put up with the disrespect, humiliation, and salty feelings from someone you've know for so long?

I say fuck em! No one is worth being stressed over, especially since she ain't fucking you. Identify the signs when your BFF becomes that trifling ass trick. Cuss her ass out, scratch out her extensions if it will make you feel better. But please, please stop fucking with that trick!

Its Called Self-Esteem Biatch!

I watched the show More to Love last nite. That is some funny shit right there. This is basically a show for Low-Self Esteem white girls. These girls are running around crying how they can't get a man, no one wants to be seen with a fat girl. They act like they have one eye, a cleft palate, a chicken wing arm, with foot to mouth disease.

WAKE UP GIRLS! Your just fat, big boned whatever. Get over it! If you have self esteem and walk around like you the shit, brothas will think you are the shit! Learn to dress for your size. Flaunt what you are working with. If you got big titties..tastefully display them. Keep your hair, feet, and nail game up. If you got a pretty face, seem pleasant, and approachable, you will catch some play. But nobody can teach you self-esteem! In the words of Katt Williams...it's called self-esteem Bitch!

If I were a guy I wouldn't want to date half of those girls on the show because they don't have confidence and self-esteem which men equate to needy and whiny. Who wants a broad like that right?

Should Women Give out Broke Passes?

With today's economy being like it is. For some women it seems to be harder and harder to find a "stable" man. I don't care what color he is. When is it ok to give a brotha a "broke pass"?

What is a broke pass? A broke pass is when you decide to give a man an exception for not being on top of his financial game. Now the "broke pass" isn't for the nigga who has too many "ain't gots." He dosen't have a combination of things like he "ain't got" no car, he "ain't got" his own apartment, he "ain't got" a job.

Now that we know what the "broke pass" is and how to use it we can run through some examples. And you decide whether or not you would give a brotha a "broke pass" and still date him.

Example One: You meet a mildly attractive 26 year old guy, he has his own car, a job, but he has roommate because he can't afford to live on his own. Would you give him a broke pass?

Example Two: You meet an attractive man, he has a job and going to school but he has no car. Apparently he doesn't make enough money to get a car. Would you give him a broke pass?

With today's economy being the way it is...should we successful women lower our standards, our expectations and give brothas "broke passes?" You decide.

My only advice is..if you give him a broke pass don't let that nigga bust nuts in you. You definately don't want any babies by a brotha that ain't got his financial game together!

Men...You CAN EASILY BE REPLACED!

This post is for all the men out there. I am going to write this post drawing references to basketball so men can understand. It seems to be a trend that you men just don't realize how replacable you truly are. You think women come a dime a dozen. Yeah maybe they do.

But us women can recruit a point guard, a forward, and a center to our team with the simple effort of a short skirt and some red pumps. Please don't get it twisted! We are with you cuz we are digging you, we like your style, and your company. Now if you take advantage of our good nature and you don't want to play this one on one game of monogomy.... we will definately bring a nigga off the bench and trade your retired ass to a looser team!

See men what you fail to realize is when you have the chance to be the starring player on this team, my team, you get all the endorsements of my family and friends, you get the media attention of being with one of the baddest bitches in the game, and you get the hollywood treatment by yours truely. When you are signed on my team you know you are the best, and if you play your game right you can get a "championship ring" that has a commitment for forever.

Now when your head gets big and other wack ass coaches aka "those raggedy bitches" want to recruit you to their team.... Promising you money, sex, whatever, and you decide to "give those coaches a try...." I figure since you want to hoe yourself out there I will definately make you a free agent and cut you from the squad. But you will never ever get the opportunity to play for this team again. You lost your shot at a championship ring. And you got to pay me a penalty for not fulfilling your contract. By the way no one will care what team you were transferred to cuz they don't compare to the team you were on.

And remember you will easily be replaced before the end of the night because it is every niggas dream to get recruited to this championship team!

Holla

Sense #6 Sight

One of my personal favorites and the easiest to achieve. Unless the brotha is blind he can see all the goodies and this the easiest and most affect way to arouse a man! My advice is not to try so hard. The 1980's lace embroidered teddy shit is played out!

Lets face it niggas are simple creatures and only require simple tactics to get what you want out of them. We no longer have to invest in expensive Victoria's Secret matching bra and pantie sets. It takes nothing more than to be topless with some booty shorts to get him to give you the business. And girl if you go the extra mile and get lip gloss and heels....you will be sitting on his face with the quickness.

If you want to spend the loot on lingerie more power to you, it is still effective, but for me...I have had the same success with Victoria's Secrets as I have had with Target booty shorts. As long as you show a little tittie or show a little ass, he will be on his hands and knees giving YOU head!

Sense # 5 Smell

Lets face it when you see a fine man and you are up close with him brush up to his neck. And he is smelling better than big mama's sweet potato pie on Soul Food Sunday? Girl you just want to tear his clothes off!

I'm no scientist but I know an appealing smell stimulates arousal! So the same goes for us. I believe a guy thinks if something smells good it must taste good. Umm hum..he can go down on you all nite with just the right scent. However too much of a good thing can give the wrong results. A guy can think dang you put on so much perfume you must be hiding a scent or something down there. Or he might not want to get too close to you because your scent is so strong it is choking him. So my advice...Just put enough smell goods on your body to make him say dang..I want you.

Don't forget to smell good every time he sees you, I don't care if the two of you are just going to take the trash out together. You may not realize it but your scent stays with him...on his car seat, on his sheets, on his shirt. If you have a pleasant smell, your scent will linger with him always, and he will always think of you when he smells your perfume and moments you shared together.

Trust me a sweet scent goes a long way!