Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sense #3 Use Your Head (Be Creative)

Use your Head. Unleash your creative side. You should know your cuddy buddy, if you don’t then skip this section. Maybe he likes your breasts. If he does be creative rub his dick between those tiggle biddies. If he loves your creative. Rub his dick across the perimeter of your lips and across your face! He will love that shit! Don't be afraid to think outside the box. Just be creative!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Kill Yourself Moments

Why do you have pictures of your ASS as an avitar or profile picture on internet sites? Kill yourself!

You shaved off all your pubic hair on your nuts. Pause. Your nuts look strange. You shouldn't have done that. Kill yourself!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

We have all heard this expression. But what does it really mean? Why would a guy want to be in a committed relationship with you, when he can get the botty for free? I have been guilty of this a time or two.

Have you ever met a guy you had great chemistry with, you go out have a nice dinner or two, watch a couple of flicks together? You just connect. You have the discussion about relationships and you let him know you are looking for someone special and he says he is too. Then the next thing you know you are face down ass up with him in your apartment and you think you are now dating exclusively.

Now the weekend dates are during the week and you are sexing more than you ever went out on dates. You mention that your friends are having a get together and invite him to go and then BOoMB! He tells you he isn't ready for a relationship and that commitment stuff. You are stunned and amazed he said that shit to you after you shared intimate moments together and after he said he wanted a relationship.

Honey you just got duped. Bamboosled. Hoodwinked for the pussy. He then switches it up and tells you that he does want a relationship just not right now, or he is focusing on his career and dosen't need any distractions, blah blah blah. Naw nigga you got the pussy now you don't want to be exclusive so you can see what else is out there. Or you got the pussy and you like fucking me hanging out with me but now you realize I'm not "that girl" your searching for.

Ladies I have been through this and my advise to you is DON'T CUT THAT NIGGA. DON'T BE SALTY ABOUT THE SITUATION. JUST DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN. If he dosen't want to be in a relationship with you...tell that nigga to kick rocks. Remember you are the shit and you can get new dick even if you can't find food to eat!

Learn from your mistakes. If you really feel a connection with a new guy, make him wait for the pussy. If you feel he could be your "Prince Charming" "The One". Then he has the rest of your live to beat that shit from the back. Don't be in such a rush to give him all the goodies. Make him give you that commitment first and work for the pussy. That way you won't feel used, lied to, confussed when you don't get the commitment you were looking for.

And remember if you are in this situation don't fool yourself by thinking that he will come around and give you the commitment you want if you just keep being nice, or keep giving him pussy, or if you just this or that. This only reinforces his bad behavior.

I'm not giving away no more free milk!


Sense #2 Sound

Lets face it. It is a major turn on when you hear sexy noises during sex. Whether it is you or your partner making the noise. So my advise.... Moan Girl Moan! It definitely makes things better when the guy hears that you actually enjoy sucking his dick.

Talk Dirty to him! Yes you can talk while sucking dick. That dosent’ mean to talk with your mouth completely full! LOL. Stroke his ego and his dick. For example you can say something corny that you know he will love such as, “I love putting my lips on your big thick dick Daddy.” He loves to hear sexy things like that when you are being intimate.

Talking is great however talking does not mean ask him 21 questions. This is not the time to ask him if he likes the way you suck his dick, or ask him how if feels. His focus/your focus is to get him to climax! No one wants a pop quiz when their trying to get an Orgasm. The only acceptable question you should ask while sucking his dick is if he is going to cum. (Especially if you don’t want sticky white baby makers in your mouth.)

So todays lesson let him hear those sexy words, the moaning and groaning, it will make sex ooh so much better.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Kill Yourself Moments

You just used the public restroom and you walk straight out the stall and leave without washing your hands. You hella nasty. Kill Yourself.

You decide to wear white bottoms and your ass looks like someone got a bag of nickels and started fucking the back of your legs up! Invest in some Spanks then Kill yourself.

Sense #1 Taste

Remember dick shouldn’t taste rank! If it does…leave that shit alone. If you read the safety first section you more than likely you will not have to taste a rank dick!

For some reason guys want to feel as though he tastes good and you are getting soggy drawls from sucking his dizzle. Don’t have any expressions on your face that lets him think you don’t like the way he tastes. Granted, I’ve never had the dick Lil’ Wayne talks about that tasted like a lollipop, but there are things you can do to improve the taste of his dick.

Purchase honey dust in any flavor you desire by a company called “Kama Sutra”. It’s like $18 you can buy it online or at your local Longs store. The honey dust is a flavored powder that you can use the feather brush that comes with, to dust across his entire dick, balls, or whatever you intend on putting your mouth on. This can improve the taste of the dick, without any adverse affects on your cuddy buddys dick like burning, etc. If you don’t want to spend that kind of money…think of the honey dust as an investment, he can use it on you later. Or you can bring any flavored fruit, sauces, or creams you desire. However, please be careful, you don’t want that stuff to irritate him or you when you sit on his dick later.

Lick that pre-nut girl! While your doing it be sure and give him feed back that lets him know his dick tastes better than Popeye’s chicken! Lick your lips slowly from top to bottom to let him know you enjoy tasting that sticky bodily fluid coming from his dick head. Now if you are the type of girl to let him cum in your mouth…and you are a “Spitter”... Don’t spit his juices back at him, that lets him think you don’t like the way he tastes. (See section “To Spit or to Swallow for further techniques.)

Using 6 senses for Fellatio

Everybody uses their senses to get them aroused whether they are conscience of it or not. So this week is dedicated to the 6 senses of Fellatio. Yes I said 6 not 5 senses. Lets explore the 6 senses together and see how we can use them to give and receive the "Ultra Head Experience."