Vagi Wipes are for guys too

Yep I said it. Vagi wipes are for guys too. Men if you want your lady to come over and give you a "nooner" at lunch time, please prepare you balls and penis ahead of time. Please don't act as if you don't know what I mean. Your nut saks have been marinating in your boxers for at least 5 hours if you get your showers in the morning and 14 hours if you got a bath last nite. Please believe that little ventilation in the middle of your drawls is not good enough to keep your balls from sweating. Therefore you must do the same preparation as the sistas and "freshen up" before your girl comes over to give you head or let you hit it from the back. Now if you have plans to bang her out at lunch time, either of you more than likely won't have time to get a shower. This is where Vagi wipes come in. They are cheap and convenient you can even buy the individually wrapped kind and discretely put it in your wallet. You don't have to buy the kind that say "VAGISIL" on them but you get the point. And sistas if you don't know now you know the same rule applies to us. Just putting some perfume on your panties isn't good enough. We also must "freshen up" and use the wipes as well if we want to sit on his face and be his lunch for the day. But remember....ALWAYS WIPE FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK!

P.S. Boys please wipe from the from the front to back too. We don't want to taste any shitty balls. So serious.