Ladies before performing the art of fellatio....you got to inspect the dick and its surroundings! It starts at the man-panties. YOU take off his man panties! First things first. You check the crotch of his drawls. If they got shit stains new or old…please don’t suck this niggas dick he can’t even clean himself properly and got the nerve to share his dirty dick with you!
Look at that niggas dick. This is your opportunity to see if you want to fool with this nigga at all. If he ain’t got the size you want…leave that dick alone! If his dick has more bumps than a Nestle Crunch Bar…leave that dick alone! If it has patchy discoloration like he is black and the patch on his dick is neon pink…leave that dick alone! If the dick has scratch marks on it…leave it alone! That nigga has been scratching the shit out of himself for a reason, he got something. If anything is oozing or has pus, please leave that dick alone.
Smell the dick. If it smells rank like an old ham sandwich and chitlings…leave it alone! If his dick smells like he just went pee pee on himself. Leave it alone! He doesn’t know how to wipe his pee pee head properly. If his dick smells like perfume…that’s suspect…he might be trying to cover an odor of somekind. Use your best judgement on that one.
Don’t forget to check the balls! If he has too much hair…leave it alone. You can’t properly inspect the area if it is so hairy you can bungie jump off his nut sacks. Remember balls sweat and stink. If you add a gang of hair on the balls that means the balls will be even more stinky and sweaty. Not to mention bugs, lice, crabs, etc can reside within that bush! Use caution!
Most importantly…these are just guidelines of safety. Some dirty dicks might not have any of the above issues so always use caution. And remember…if he has a combination of any of the above things. Please leave that dick alone and refer him to a free clinic.
Look at that niggas dick. This is your opportunity to see if you want to fool with this nigga at all. If he ain’t got the size you want…leave that dick alone! If his dick has more bumps than a Nestle Crunch Bar…leave that dick alone! If it has patchy discoloration like he is black and the patch on his dick is neon pink…leave that dick alone! If the dick has scratch marks on it…leave it alone! That nigga has been scratching the shit out of himself for a reason, he got something. If anything is oozing or has pus, please leave that dick alone.
Smell the dick. If it smells rank like an old ham sandwich and chitlings…leave it alone! If his dick smells like he just went pee pee on himself. Leave it alone! He doesn’t know how to wipe his pee pee head properly. If his dick smells like perfume…that’s suspect…he might be trying to cover an odor of somekind. Use your best judgement on that one.
Don’t forget to check the balls! If he has too much hair…leave it alone. You can’t properly inspect the area if it is so hairy you can bungie jump off his nut sacks. Remember balls sweat and stink. If you add a gang of hair on the balls that means the balls will be even more stinky and sweaty. Not to mention bugs, lice, crabs, etc can reside within that bush! Use caution!
Most importantly…these are just guidelines of safety. Some dirty dicks might not have any of the above issues so always use caution. And remember…if he has a combination of any of the above things. Please leave that dick alone and refer him to a free clinic.
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"it smells rank like an old ham sandwich and chitlings.." TOO funny love it OMG! if it smells like that do more than leave it alone..that requires a mercy kill.
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