Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Men...You CAN EASILY BE REPLACED!


This post is for all the men out there. I am going to write this post drawing references to basketball so men can understand. It seems to be a trend that you men just don't realize how replacable you truly are. You think women come a dime a dozen. Yeah maybe they do.

But us women can recruit a point guard, a forward, and a center to our team with the simple effort of a short skirt and some red pumps. Please don't get it twisted! We are with you cuz we are digging you, we like your style, and your company. Now if you take advantage of our good nature and you don't want to play this one on one game of monogomy.... we will definately bring a nigga off the bench and trade your retired ass to a looser team!

See men what you fail to realize is when you have the chance to be the starring player on this team, my team, you get all the endorsements of my family and friends, you get the media attention of being with one of the baddest bitches in the game, and you get the hollywood treatment by yours truely. When you are signed on my team you know you are the best, and if you play your game right you can get a "championship ring" that has a commitment for forever.

Now when your head gets big and other wack ass coaches aka "those raggedy bitches" want to recruit you to their team.... Promising you money, sex, whatever, and you decide to "give those coaches a try...." I figure since you want to hoe yourself out there I will definately make you a free agent and cut you from the squad. But you will never ever get the opportunity to play for this team again. You lost your shot at a championship ring. And you got to pay me a penalty for not fulfilling your contract. By the way no one will care what team you were transferred to cuz they don't compare to the team you were on.

And remember you will easily be replaced before the end of the night because it is every niggas dream to get recruited to this championship team!

Holla

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