Tasting the Forbidden Fruit

Yaul know what the hell I'm talking about...dating under aged youngings. First of all it ain't dating if you are a grown ass person dating a kid that's under 18. You are a child predator. Personally I don't see what the fascination is for dating a young girl. Yeah these little chicas are growing up faster and faster these days and they got more tits and ass than "Big Mama." But come on! They are immature and can provide no conversation. And lets face it most of their couchies smell like fish and yellow crayons!

I say its wrong. Furthermore if parents know their teens are dating a grown ass person..and dosen't do anything about it, they are an unfit parent and should be sodomized and raped in jail like their kids are being done. I hope they all catch a case! How can any grown ass man, fiddle and fondle some little semi-clean labias housed in hello kitty panties? And for you women doing this...how can you fondle little semi-hairy nads that ain't even dropped yet?

I can't even do it! Wait till those little fast girls and little niggas get 18 before you shoot them the number and get them face down ass up! For real this shit gotta stop!

Kill Yourself Moments

Everybody knows your boo is a hoe, yet you still fuck this unfaithful person without a condom! Kill Yourself.

Don't blame it on the alcohol. You fucked at random because you are a freak sober. Kill Yourself.

You say you only date girls with pretty feet. But your feet look like you have diabetes. Kill Yourself.

Taking a Dump at Your Man's House

Ok ladies we have all kicked it at our man's house and then boomb! Out of nowhere we get the "bubble guts". You know what I am talking about. That rumbling in your stomach with the urgency to either pass or gas or worse you got to do number 2 maybe even a number 3. What do you do? Do you kiss your man goodbye and drive to the nearest restaurant? Or do you just say "Fuck it" and blow his bathroom up!

I think we all have been in this position a time or two. Personally...I'd rather shit in his toilet that shit on myself. My recommendation...Use the Flush as you go Dookey method. This method works.! The essence of your anals don't permiate the entire bathroom! Some other things you can do is...if there is a window open up the window before you let loose. Keep perfume in your purse and spray that when your done instead of toilet spray. If you use bathroom spray..that is a clear indicator that you was shitting in his house! And you don't want that!

The reason this is even an issue is that whether or not we want to admit it guys want to view you as sexy all the time. They want to be left wondering....does she even pass gas? Them knowing you got the dookies is anything but cute. But they can shit all up in your toilet though huh?

Holla

Let Him Kick Rocks!

There are men who walk away from you. When a man walks away from you: LET HIM KICK ROCKS. I don't want to try to talk a man into staying with me, love me, call me, care about me, come to see me, stay attached to me.

When a man walks away from you LET HIM KICK ROCKS. Your future is never tied to any man that left. If your man leaves you it's not that you weren't woman enough, it isn't because you didn't give him your all. It just means that their part in yoru life is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your life is over.

Remember...If a relationship takes too much effot, we don't need it, it ain't for us. Stop begging men to stay. LET HIM KICK ROCKS!

The More You Know

You can have the best pussy in the world and a man will still leave you! Sex dosen't keep a nigga!

It dosen't matter what a man can do for you. It matters what you can do for yourself.

Make sure the qualities you want of your boo are qualities you posses yourself.

Kill Yourself Moments

You want me to suck your dick and you have the same drawls you had on yesterdy? Hell to the naul. Kill Yourself.

You let your man borrow your car, and you find out he went to see another girl in your car. Cut that nigga, then Kill Yourself.

Kill Yourself Moments

Your bragging on how good and loyal your man is with your co-workers. You and your co-workers go to lunch and your man is at the restaruant with some fat white woman. Kill Yourself.

You tell your girlfriends you wish your man would disrespect you. He comes to your job, causes a big scene, and cusses you out to the point security had to call the police. Guess your wish came true. Kill Yourself.

You live at your girlfriend's mama's house and your driving a Lexus? Kill Yourself.

Dating Black Men Vs. Niggas

Are you getting sick and tired of dating black men? Are you thinking to yourself maybe I need to start dating outside my race because I can't get a decent black man to treat me right? Chances are you've been dating niggas.

There is a difference between dating black men and dating niggas. Lets run through some characteristics of a black man vs. a nigga.

Chances are you are dating a nigga if:

1. He has a "hustle", always partying, drinking, hanging out all hours of the night.
2. He has a history of baby's mamas and/or bad relationships. Majority of his adult life he lived with "his prior girlfriends".
3. He is in and out of jail his adult life.
4. Doesn't have legitimate/reachable goals and aspirations. ie: he wants to play ball or be rapper and he is in late 20's early 30's.
5. He always has some major drama in his life. He's mad at the world and gets overly irritated with little things.
6. He feels threatened by your success. Might feel you are constantly going to leave him because he has low self esteem.
7. He goes out of his way to comment on things he knows make you insecure about yourself. He comments on other women's appearance in your presence.
8. He wants to spend your money til his next gig comes up. (Yet he never pays you back.)
9. He deletes all his cellular communication. (There is never any call history on his phone.)
10. He never wants to go anywhere with you unless you pay or you are going to his family or friends house.

Chances are you are dating a black man if:
1. He has a legitimate 9 to 5 job.
2. He drinks, smokes in moderation. His friends are of like nature.
3. He financially supports his children and spends time with them on a regular basis.
3. He may have a few bad relationships but he still speaks of his ex-girlfriends with respect.
4. He has learned from the mistakes of his youth and hasn't been to jail in his adult life.
5. He has realistic professional goals, to advance his career and earning potential. 6. He supports and encourages your success in life.
7. He compliments your beauty and your imperfections.
8. He doesn't like to borrow money from you, he enjoys taking you out on the town.
9. He accompanies you to your social functions.
10. He doesn't hide his cell phone or is concerned with you going through his phone.

The lists for both types of men goes on and on. Bottom line is Niggas ain't shit, never been shit, and never will be shit. Black men are men of quality, doing something with themselves, and treats women with respect. Learn to identify the difference of dating a black man vs. a nigga and you will be much more successful in your relationships. Don't write black men off just stop dating niggas!

The More You Know

You can go to jail for having anal sex. It is illegal in most states.

Your man masturbates even if you give him ass on a very regular basis.

You will loose your girl to the other women you bring in the threesome.

The BFF That Turns Into a Trifling Ass Trick!

Have you ever had a best friend, a girl was with with you through the thick and the thin since you both were in training bras? The girlfriend who comforted you during the high school breakups? The homie that held your hair back when you were throwing up after college parties? The devoted friend who you thought would stand by your side when you married your soul mate? Then somewhere between your college days and as you reach your thirties you see each other less and less? She avoids your calls? You hear she is talking shit behind your back? You realize somewhere down the line she became a trifling ass trick?

As we age, we evolve, our personalities change, our priorities change. Problem is as we change it isn't always for the better. Next thing you know you guys have less and less in common and have grown apart. You start to see your friend in a different light. You realize that your closest friend, just ain't worth our time anymore. She isn't the quality person you once thought she was. At some point she became a trifling ass trick.

That loyal friend you once had now runs her mouth about you for no damn reason telling random people all your private business and darkest secrets. That down ass chick starts acting salty with you when you get something new and great in your life like a good paying job, or a good man. That soul sista that used to uplift you when you were going through struggles in life starts to take pleasure in kicking you when your down.

You see these signs and address them with your friend. You try to find out why she is acting this way. She then acts stupid, tells you, you got the problem. You think you are all that cuz you got all these great things going for you. Why put up with her shit? Why continue to put up with the disrespect, humiliation, and salty feelings from someone you've know for so long?

I say fuck em! No one is worth being stressed over, especially since she ain't fucking you. Identify the signs when your BFF becomes that trifling ass trick. Cuss her ass out, scratch out her extensions if it will make you feel better. But please, please stop fucking with that trick!